Forget what'cha heard....the devil did not get kicked out of heaven in the form of a serpent to tempt Adam and Eve.....
He got kicked out of heaven, with his evil cousins (demons), landed on earth, and tempted Eve in the form of a cookie.
One big old chocolate chip cookie. One with nuts in it, morsels all soft and gooey, cookie gooey, warm and accompanied with milk.
Don't let the "devil" git'cha....step awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy from the cookie. Drink milk with an apple. A grapefruit. Drink soy milk if ya lactose intolerent.
But don't eat the damn cookie. Them sh*ts will git'cha....especially in the hip area....
Words of wisdom by Tiffany C. Patrick
LMAO
